I see stupid people…

…they are everywhere

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them stupider than that” George Carlin

case in point:

Textbook Double Double Darwin
2010 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin

Who would park the car on a busy freeway in heavy fog, for a quickie?That’s the whole picture: A young couple, driving along Via Dutra, the largest freeway in Brazil with tons of heavy traffic, at 6AM under heavy fog. The couple decided that this was the time to park (for “dating” according to the charming Google translation) and, yes, they parked on the freeway in the right-hand lane, not on the shoulder, the median, or at a gas station. Naturally, given time a cargo truck encountered a “speed bump,” instantly killing both — during the act of procreation — double-double Darwin Award! (2) people making (2) obviously bad decisions, and natural selection acts at the very moment the two are reproducing. Textbook!

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