A friend of mine is having her last day at her work tomorrow and that got me thinking about my last day at the call centre (purgatory) and how I celebrated it.
My DH said that he will take me out for a fancy dinner (which reminds me he still hasn’t) if I go to work in my PJ’s…
they proof as they say is in the pudding:
how did you celebrate your last day at a particularly vile job?
today the bar is set very low, bearing the brunt of a particularly vicious UTI…
so my happiness is thought for today is:
happiness is not peeing in my pants before I get to see the urologist this afternoon…
A little known fact…
The first testicular guard (“ball box”) was used in cricket in 1874,
and the first helmet was used in 1974. It took 100 years for men to realise that their brains could also be important.
because the voices told me so 